I recently learned about binturongs, ridiculous animals which look like a hybrid of roughly five
different cute critters, galumph about the place, and
smell suspiciously like popcorn1. Thank you to the algorithmic Youtube overlords for blessing me with the above video.
Some Like It Hot (1959). My pick for family movie night. I’ve been accused of
being a bit of a “miserabilist” (i’m sorry, but Synecdoche, New York bangs, and i have no
regrets on making them watch it), so i thought i’d kick the year off with something a bit funny,
a bit light-hearted, and a bit gay, and cor, was this an absolute classic! A comedy from the
fifties about two men cross-dressing to infiltrate a women’s jazz band should be positively
radioactive, but this misses all the potential pipelines of “well, you know, back in the day…”
sewage and instead hits a gold-mine of timeless commentary on gender relations. I’m on Team
Daphne — he’s so much more confident in being a woman than Josephine and does not deserve that
terrible toad man. (And, having seen both this and Rear Window, i can finally weigh in:
Grace Kelly is a thousand times prettier than Marilyn Monroe. Sorry.) An instant 10/10.
“Noöne knows who created skull trumpet (until now)”. Had to click this as soon as it appeared on my feed. There’s really something beautiful about
the amateurism of the early web, how a woman with no formal training in graphic design or
anything of the sort could make all these wonderful, whimsical images, and have one of them
persist into the present day. Rest in peace, Cathy Jarboe, you beautiful diamond, you. 6½/10.
The Master (2012). Mama’s pick for family movie night. Philip Seymour Hoffman is
incredible in this as an L. Ron Hubbard–style cult leader, to the extent that you often
find yourself agreeing with him — i totally get why people join these sort of things now.
Joaquin Phoenix, on the other hand… man, i hate to say it, but i might be falling off the
Phoenix train? He’s always doing that same snivelling Joker thing, even when it’s totally
inappropriate like in Napoleon, and it’s getting kind of old. Joaquin Phoenix Play A
Character With Social Skills Challenge (Impossible). Paul Thomas Anderson directs the shit out
of this. 6/10.
The Hudsucker Proxy (1994). Rewatched with mama.1
Loved it even more than the first time, especially Jennifer Jason Leigh’s character. Just a
terribly good-natured film that only sits in obscurity because of its obsequious title. It’s a
shame Tim Robbins disappeared after this — i looked up his filmography and he seems to have been
in bomb after bomb (Green Lantern, Mission to Mars…). 9/10.
Poor Things (2023, but didn’t come out until 2024 here). Watched at the
Tyneside. I’d been eagerly awaiting this since i saw
the bonkers trailer back in September, and it didn’t disappoint. There was a moment 15% of the
way through where i thought i might walk out, but good lord, did it ever win me back over! Bella
Scissorhands goes on a steampunk adventure across Europe filled with childlike whimsy, discovers
herself, has lots of sex, and winds up Mark Ruffalo. Everyone is absolutely brilliant in this —
special commendation to Willem Dafoe as a Scottish mad scientist. Already the strong
front-runner for my favourite of the year. 9/10.
Look — reader, i understand this about as much as you do. It just popped up in my recommendations
one day. I watched the entire series of videos this is apparently a part of, and i still don’t feel
like i get it. Something about James Dean and evil national landmarks?
This is one of the better-done things in the recent wave of “analogue horror” that has been
circulating the interwebs — short, spooky videos taking inspiration from late-night public
television or other media of the past. I just think it's neat. Anyone else want to go through the
WASHINGTONWORMHOLE?