- The Crossrail omnishambles: “There were times when there was no design for anyone to work from.”
- “Oerknal: now that’s clear language”: an appreciation of the disappearing scientific words of Dutch [NL]α
- The Netherlands could become the second country where you can be legally unreachable in your free timeβ [NL]
- A third thumb, controlled by pressure sensors in the foot: okay, now where do i buy one of these?
- The North Paw: an ankle bracelet that vibrates to tell you which way is north. Intriguing, but no longer in stock — and wearing it would probably make you look like you’re meant to be on house arrest
- River Runner: Click to drop a raindrop anywhere in the contiguous United States and watch where it ends up — absolutely entrancing, nine-year-old me would have loved this
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Australia was robbed
The Eurovision 2021 drinking game
Eurovision is coming up soon! The international camp-off disguised as a very serious musical competition took a sabbatical in 2020, no thanks to the coronavirus pandemic, but now that it’s back, it’s time for the annual tradition of encouraging our nation’s alcoholism by writing up a drinking game. (If, like me, you’re not overly fond of the golden drink, feel free to substitute alcohol with something equally sickening like chocolate milk. And if you are, please drink responsibly.)
One sip ☝️
- Drink to forget the pain of a boring ballad
- One of the presenters makes a joke that falls flat
- Someone mentions the coronavirus
- CrAzY DaNcInG!
- Phoning in the set design by just using shapes
- Innuendo
- Singing in their country’s native language
- “Ethnic” instruments
- Pyrotechnics
- Smoke machine, wind machine, or dry ice
- Rainbow flag
- Key change
- Oh my god, what are they wearing?
- Yes, yes, that’s nice, just give us the scores already
- “Hello? Is this thing on? Can you hear us?”
- A country gives douze points to one of its neighbours
- If you guess the country’s douze points right, everyone else drinks.
Two sips ✌️
- Something has obviously had to be curtailed or cut back due to the coronavirus
- Someone makes a joke about the coronavirus that falls flat
- Metal, punk, or some other unexpectedly hardcore genre
- Singing in another language... which isn’t their country’s native language
- A great visualisation, ruined by not standing in the right place
- Singer from another country
- Costume change
- A technical fault occurs
- Someone cries
- Graham gets the outcome of the country’s voting right
- The UK gets 12 points (this will never happen, but a man can dream)
Down your glass! 🍺
- Pyrotechnics set fire to something
- Someone jumps on stage during a performance
7AM puzzles
I thought i might as well use the ability to schedule posts in the future to my advantage, so here are some anagrams for you to unscramble. Maybe this’ll keep you all occupied for a few minutes. Some of these are, of course, (much) easier than others.
second cities
- was sane
- her bud, gin
- scowl at net
- them can rest
- dry loon nerd
singers for ac/dc
- “avowed”, ibid.
- an uncurled cane
- rude ferry medic
- tomgirls join a rebel
heads of state
- waning site
- trumpland VIII
- communal-era men
- zen heal: be quiet
- jibe: “rotten Eden bishop!”
in their prime
- elect me at lent
- the great ram chart
- a gold delivery god
- branch met an evil “hail!” ruler
- anarchy in the Lords? all bonny
Testing, testing... If this goes through, this should be my first successful blog post made from my phone.
Welcome to the new Garden
Ah, i see you made it over. Welcome, one and all, to the new, improved, Press-tastic The Garden! After months of having to toil away at arcane computer code and consoles for the old version, i’ve coughed up the money for a real web host, freeing me to use the much more user-friendly WordPress.
The new home is a little rough around the edges in some places; as a novice, i wasn’t able to fully replicate everything. I think, though, that the missing pieces are more than made up for by what’s new: you can now natively search through the archive of posts, i can post shorter postsα without having to go through so much faff, and most importantly, we now have comments!
So, with pride, here is the first dump of links of the new blog:
- Churchill sings the best of Queen
- Ben Perkins, teenage blacksmith
- Fifty beautiful photos of Earth from the Apollo programme, restored to their full glory
- Coke and Mentos bottle hits cameraman — this one’s a vintage, from 2012
- Randomly discover cool links with Stumbled — if you remember StumbledUpon, it’s like that
- Popcat.click
- ThisFuckedUpHomerDoesNotExist.com
And allow me to finally say: Leave your thoughts in the comments below! (Or don’t. I’m not your mum.)